"A Shitty Day"

“A Shitty Day”

I was having a shitty day,
Hey, what can I say,
Guess who came my way,
An Angel this very day;

With TV and social media there,
Panic runs amok across the land everywhere,
People hoarding toilet paper from every store,
From east to west, shore to shore;

An Angel this very day,
Wouldnt take bacon or any pay,
Gave me much needed potty paper,
Before I had to use a paint scraper;

Ambie is the special Angel brought to me,
With a bundle of toilet paper yoy see,
A shitty tell I well know,
But to my Angel had to say Bravo;

Maybe this tale belongs in the craper,
Just thankful for my Angel Rapper,
Ambie H. has the electrifying beat,
A lady so explicably neat;

Now time to flush,
After such a high rush,
On toilet paper so plush,
Makes one want to blush.

(This poet not drunk or high)

                     JKD
                 11Mar2020